02 September 2009

Why bid adieu>?

[I got emo in class..that its da last year of school life..and ended up writing this it! :)]...


All the thirteen years , have passed in a second..
My school lifes gonna end..the very next moment!
I wanna relive those moments..those most wonderful times..
Life was so lovely...I culd freely jump and dance!

Why does this happiness have 2 cum 2 an end?
Why cant my sorrows..wait back for a mom-ent!
I so luv the corridor where we used to roam..
Me and my frndz..were the coolest people known!

Now when its ending..i realise its worth
No more longbreaks..and no more classroom flirts!
Roaming and bunking..gossiping and jumping!
I swear my whole school life..was rockingly lovely!

Some juniors, some seniors
Some sharing, some caring..
Some crushes, some heartbreaks!
Some late midnight texting!

Those cute football players..
Those tall bball hotties!
Those shawwties in jersies..
Those dear ones playing rugby!!

I love all of them..
Big deal that they crazy!
They made my life worth living..
Im leaving with extravagant memories! :)


27 July 2009

Whats up with that?! [Article from a Mag!]


People who when asked for their opinions go 'nice' or 'different', preceded by a palpable pause. For e.g. "Oh its..(palpable pause)..nice." Should I go ahead and assume that you mean the opposite already? I've started carrying a 'nice' big bat i can take to their heads!

What about guys who're overly chivalrous and brimming with human kindness? They are pulling out chairs saying "ladies first" more times than should be legal and asking to carry your handbags!
FYI: I'm a girl - it's not a debilitating disease, okay?

People who must necessarily shorten even the shortest of the words. I mean either you are unbelievably crazy or excruciatingly cool. I get it in a text message but in normal written english? When 'have' becomes 'hav' and 'friends' becomes 'frndz'. Here's a shortened term for you- WTF!

The urge to team every damn outfit with leggings. There was a time before you know- where dresses were content to be just dresses ans skirts weren't afraid to be just themselves!
So spurn the leggings, say yes to separates!!

Have you noticed those lit traffic signs? Dont they say the darnedest things? Stuff like "Ravaan had ten, you have only one. Wear a helmet!", or "You drink, you drive, we die!". I'm sorry! Are you trying to prevent accidents or cause them? Because driving while you are having a snickering seizure is not safe!

And the variety that goes "maybe, maybe not!" when you ask them just about anything!..
"Are you an ass?" "Maybe, maybe not!". Ofcourse its maybe or maybe not- there are only 2 options you indecisive cow! I need to lie down or I'm going to have an aneurysm.

People for whom missed calls is a way of life. You people put the 'heapskate' in 'cheapskate'. And please stop calling them 'cut calls' or I will have to end you.

Duh, get a life.