And it all began with boredom.

11 am in the morning while travelling to college.
I was in a train, while Ria was in a bus!
[via texts]

Me: I is too bored. :P

Ria:
I is too bored too :/
but what to do..
cannot be fun sitting beside,
a man in a skunk's hide.
NO offense to that guy,
my rudeness is a bit too high..
I guess at this lousy time..
My only source of fun is to rhyme.

Me:
So now let me tell you that your rhyme was a waste..
You are going to continue to undergo a helluva of haste..
The man's gonna formidably continue to stink..
So please change your seat before your nostrils shrink!
Wink wink! ^_^

Ria:
Wink at him my ass!
My rhymes-dont you sass!
They always make me feel better..
They are no way going down the gutter!
Oh the smell is killing me..
When I come there you will see..
How relieved it is to be out of this fated monstro-sity,
and be finally ekdam free!
:P

Me:
Ohmygod I tell you.I really know how you feel..
This lady sitting next to me..
Has applied oil that makes her stink!

What is she doing in my compartment?
Who gave her a first class pass? :O
If she doesn't get up fast..
My breath isn't gonna last!

Ria:
I'm telling you our fate sucks..
We are both sitting besides these lousy shmucks..
Don't die oh friend of mine..
Don't worry you'll be fine..
Breathe through your mouth and concentrate on your rhyme..
You never know how fast it'll pass the time!
Brace yourself get ready for more..
Atleast she's not a whore! :P

Me:
Thank god she isn't a whore that shines..
Of sweat and sex throughout the night.
Oh how crucial moments can get..
Rise in intimacy, heat and breath! :P

Shit I rhymed pervert stuff!
But i swear this isn't a bluff..
Iki's gonna find understanding this tough..
What's up with us not attending lectures and stuff? :O

Ria:
Lol yeah you did..
Of that man I finally got rid..
Now get out of that bleeding train..
Or from slapping you I won't refrain!
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And it ended there because we finally met at the college gate :P